Whilst the latest edition of Private Eye is comical, for some reason I don't find this funny at all.In fact it makes me feel like strangling the "comedian", videoing it and dubbing it with canned laughter as he sequentially changes colour. Not that I would do such a thing, but perhaps having read that sentence, he might just understand how we feel.
My Nokia N97 locked up on me for the last time this morning. It cannot say it had not been warned as last night having frozen on Google Maps once again I explained that it was drinking at the last chance saloon. Therefore it cannot complain about being replaced within two hours after its latest outbreak of serial malfunctioning. Great camera, inadequate battery and dangerously unstable is how I would sum it up.
Having entered the world of Apple we'll see over the next few months whether or not my new iPhone is any better. One thing I will say though is that straight away I like the look and feel of my new toy. Perhaps you might suggest a few apps for me.
The giblets disappeared yesterday evening as some lucky creature got a bonus meal to sustain itself through a wet and windy night. I feel much better having not thrown my duck offal away and hope that one of the poor feral cats that live locally got lucky.
The Sellafield story is going to break in the next forty eight hours. Incredibly the authorities there let in a Sinn Fein/IRA delegation in 2003, some two years before they agreed to stop killing people and decommission their arms. Now a democratically elected North West MEP isn't allowed to visit a facility in his own constituency, what a disgrace.
As it happens Nick has been invited to the Copenhagen Climate Summit (COP15) in early to mid December. One wonders whether or not they'll try the same trick there and just how the British public view this type of liberal fascism and its utter contempt for the democratic process.

