This shocker was broadcast last night on Channel Four News. Notice how even the reporter accuses us of preying on people's fears as everyone gets a chance to condemn the BNP whilst not a single word is allowed from our own candidate. Instead Charlie is filmed looking as menacing as possible, surrounded by the forces of darkness menacingly stirring cups of tea. Dogs are seen crawling on their bellies in fear as our delegation leave the cafe as a sudden thunderstorm develops. Flocks of large black birds gather overhead as concerned mothers are shown hastily ushering their children to safety indoors as our election team come into focus. As they move down the street, footage of rats running in a sewer is flashed subliminally on the screen. Well almost.
